just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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