Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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