Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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