I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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