my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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