ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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