One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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