He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just cropdusted the office
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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