your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Drake has all the answers
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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