I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize