3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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