I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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