I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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