God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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