I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
