I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
don't judge my taste in strippers
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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