I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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