we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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