Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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