It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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