oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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