A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
try to milk me bitch
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