your thong is hanging out like whoa
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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