You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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