the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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