Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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