eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."