I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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