did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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