perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
whose parrot is this?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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