I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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