im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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