I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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