their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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