We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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