that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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