some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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