We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
