i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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