We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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