oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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