Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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