$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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