we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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