I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize
