What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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