Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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