I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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