he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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