so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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