The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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