Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
ok first of all what the fuck
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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